Background Probability

The Agnostic Popular Front has moved to its new home at Skeptic Ink, and will henceforth be known as Background Probability. Despite the relocation and rebranding, we will continue to spew the same low-fidelity high-quality bullshit that you've come to expect.

Friday, February 6, 2009

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"The homosexuals get it — it’s a struggle between our religious freedoms and their right to do what they want to do.” – Sally Kern


By mysterious means both unbeknownst and unexpressed, the mere fact that sodomites are buggering each other silly down at the Habana Inn is somehow impinging upon the inalienable religious rights of the Kerns and other god-fearing heterosexuals.  I wouldn’t have thought that the rights of religious people to peaceably assemble, worship, and believe whatever sort of wacky nonsense they can dig up from the dustbins of history could be so easily subverted by reprobate sinners engaging in private acts many miles distant from the hallowed halls of Olivet Baptist Church, but perhaps there is some subtle queer witchery afoot?  Are the gays subverting the teleprompters of mega-church evangelists with gay porn, replacing the lyrics in the hymnals with LGBT manifestoes, or perhaps targeting evangelical men with indecent proposals that they just can’t refuse?  Somebody call Ted Haggard, he may be the only one qualified to explain to the public just how those nasty little buggerers are subtly slipping their depraved lusts into evangelical churches.


Or, it could just be that Sally and the JBS’ers are out to scapegoat a chosen few, in order to rally the fearful masses to their banner.



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